You may already be

Things you may already be and not even know it, ranked by Google:

• a felon 
• enrolled in Obamacare 
• vastly wealthy 
• a victim of identity theft 
• networking 
• participating in regular forms of exercise 
• practicing forms of shamanism 
• under the control of alien invaders 
• part of a liability—ridden general partnership 
• getting a jump on this job 
• a big goal setter and big thinker 
• under billback 
• a victim, many times over 
• seen as untrustworthy 
• mentoring 
• an everyday hero 
• a stress expert 
• cloud computing 
• involved 
• repurposing 
• living a rock-star lifestyle
• a victim of Linux
• helping wildlife
• on the chopping block
• a United States citizen
• part of a class