Saturday, August 09, 2008

Unitarian Jihad

This has been around awhile, but it's new to me and amusing:

Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.

Of course, Mencius Moldbug thinks that the Unitarians already rule the world. Which would explain why peace, harmony, tolerance, and rationality are so widespread.


TGGP said...

According to Pinker and other rather Whiggish historians, those positive things are indeed quite widespread.

mtraven said...

Maybe they are and the Unitarians have won...but I have a hard time understanding why anyone would think that is a bad thing.

Anonymous said...

Members of the Muslim sect usually identified as Wahhabi prefer to call themselves "muwahiddun," which translates to English as "unitarians." They include Osama bin Laden. Unitarian jihad is not just a joke.