Sunday, November 13, 2005

God's own Y chromosome

Where did Jesus get his balls?

Whoever can answer this one may justly be awarded the Templeton Prize.

1 comment:

goatchowder said...

I still love Robert Anton Wilson's take on this: "I can't accept the concept of a god with a penis. Who does he have sex with? Nor, as is becoming more popular these days, can I accept the new concept of a god with vagina." Good question for the Wiccans: what kind of tampon does the goddess use?

Or maybe god is a Rush fan, and Jeebus was a YYZ. Then again, the idea of a Supreme Randroid in charge of the universe is too scary to contemplate.

Finally, the Turing Test word your site just gave me to type in is "plotz". Good suggestion: it's late, so that's exactly what I'm going to do now.