Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Stealing Christmas



Somebody with more time and energy than I have really ought to put up a website for the Secular Conspiracy to Ban Christmas. Trolling the right is fun; back in my youth when The Last Temptation of Christ came out and was being picketed by religious wackjobs, me and some subgenii joined in with a protest of our own that was subtly designed to be ambiguously read (Satan wants you to see this movie! Independent thought is from Satan!). So what's with the youth of today with their web design skills and all that? America needs you!

This latest wingnut meme is so ridiculous one might be tempted to ignore the blatant antisemitic undertones, but they are pretty obvious.
And it has become pretty general. Last Christmas most people had a hard time finding Christmas cards that indicated in any way that Christmas commemorated Someone's Birth. Easter they will have the same difficulty in finding Easter cards that contain any suggestion that Easter commemorates a certain event. There will be rabbits and eggs and spring flowers, but a hint of the Resurrection will be hard to find. Now, all this begins with the designers of the cards.
Henry Ford
The International Jew: The World's Foremost Problem
1921
Then there is the anarcho-theocratic christmas conspiracy, which I don't think is a put-on, but honestly I can't tell for sure, so it's a damn good job if I'm wrong.

Update: OK, I knew you folks wouldn't let me down.

Here's the official proclamation.

A more succinct statement.

1 comment:

goatchowder said...

Heh. Sam Seder nails it:

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0512/12/lol.03.html

It's a proven fact that Santa Claus has operational ties to Al Queda, used weapons of mass destruction on his own people, and has threatened his neighbours. He has violated UN resolutions and defied the international community. The lesson of 9/11 is that we cannot sit idly by and let the gathering threat of Christmas harm our homeland.

I've considered this very carefully and I believe the safety of this nation demands that we declare war on Christmas.