I was really hoping for some even more unhinged Obama rumors to surface in the few days before the election, but so far nothing has surpassed the satanist/mesmerist/Malcolm X charges that everyone knows about already. Here's a jokey one, but I seek the real thing. And in the same vein (I think), there's this:
On a slightly different tangent, here's white supremicists for Obama (via).
And here is a bunch of Peruvian shamans putting a whammy on John McCain.
Only a couple more days of this...I am ready for it to be over.